by 147852369/*-+.0 August 13, 2025
Get the 17 years and 364 days old mug.A slang term that refers to the Bible verse 17:32 about the ban on free sex (having sex before / outside of marriage). For example, if a girl asks your WhatsApp number in order to be able to have sex with you outside of marriage, you just reply her with "17:32".
When she asked for my WhatsApp number, I just replied with '17:32' to make it clear I’m not interested in any sexual intercourse outside of marriage.
by Emotional Cruiser August 17, 2025
Get the 17:32 mug.The much anticipated new members of the iPhone family, set to be birthed into this world later today at the time of writing this.
Before iPhone 17 launch:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.
After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money to buy it cheap on an obscure site, I got lucky for it not to be a scam, wanna have a look at it?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from buying from dodgy online sites?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.
After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money to buy it cheap on an obscure site, I got lucky for it not to be a scam, wanna have a look at it?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from buying from dodgy online sites?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
by smoking & vaping is for losers September 9, 2025
Get the iPhone 17 mug.Apple finally put 120hz on the non pro iPhone and made a new iPhone air which is gonna be the iPhone 6 bendgate all over again. And they offered a 2tb option for the 17 pro max. And they finally stopped offering 128gb for the iPhone pro.
Before iPhone 17 released:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.
After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money for it and bought it on the street as there’s no Apple Store in our town, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.
After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money for it and bought it on the street as there’s no Apple Store in our town, I got lucky for it to not be a scam, wanna unbox it at my house?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from spending so much?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?
by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 10, 2025
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Get the 17/15 mug.February 17, to start off, it’s random acts of kindness day!
Give someone a hug! Give someone a break! Et cetera.
But If you were born on this day, let’s just say, your a lucky one.. EVERYONE HAS TO BE NICE TO YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY! That’s fun, right?
You can be as nice or as mean as you want, but just remember, ‘random acts of kindness’ day is pretty big if it’s on your birthday..
Give someone a hug! Give someone a break! Et cetera.
But If you were born on this day, let’s just say, your a lucky one.. EVERYONE HAS TO BE NICE TO YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY! That’s fun, right?
You can be as nice or as mean as you want, but just remember, ‘random acts of kindness’ day is pretty big if it’s on your birthday..
“Hey! Look! It’s February 17!”
“What..? Oh! Your new haircut is great!”
“Thanks! I love your new shirt!”
“What..? Oh! Your new haircut is great!”
“Thanks! I love your new shirt!”
by Cleo_Calentine_ February 1, 2025
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