Lazer-Face

When someone get's really pissed off and has the meanest look on their face! Almost like their about to beat the crap outta you!

Guy 1: Dude, that guy has got a serious Lazer-Face on me!

Guy 2: Well then don't look at him.

Guy 1: I'm trying, but every time i do i get the feeling he's even more pissed off!

by W45H September 2, 2011

chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Ase Face

The creepy-looking deep creases that develop on the faces of people who take AIDS drugs for a prolonged period of time.

You seriously wonder if that guy's on AIDS drugs? Just look at his Ase Face !

by JuicyJakey September 23, 2011

.com Face

An obviously insincere & exaggerated facial expression that usually resembles enthusiasm or surprise & is used to gain attention.

"Yo, Ray William Johnson always has a .com face."

by Endlessrape September 28, 2011

begloved face

its when yo fucking skin comes off, google it mate.

"OMG MY SKIN IS COMING OFF."

"Doctor: you have begloved face."

"IM GONNA FUCKIN DIE!!"

by Gayestmanalive January 26, 2023

double-faced entendre

Someone who has two totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you, one side being an angel, the other side being a devil.

I'm a goner, I lost her, like why the hell you wanna play me that way? You're bad, babe. You double-faced entendre

by RandomDrunkGuy January 26, 2023

black face

when white people try to act and speak like ethnics

sofia is putting on a black face to look tough

by centralcee the one and only February 2, 2023