Jerking Off

When you do something non productive for a large amount of time. Basically doing nothing, not actually jerking off.

"me and ____ have been jerking off all 5th period"

by 7l0cka January 19, 2026

JAQing off

Where someone doesn't actually 'ask a question,' but instead regurgitates a bad-faith talking point wrapped in a question mark.

It’s called 'JAQing off' (Just Asking Questions) and it’s the lowest form of intellectual cowardice on this planet.

Duane West Oh, spare me the innocent bystander act, Duane.

You didn't 'ask a question,' you regurgitated a bad-faith talking point wrapped in a question mark.

It’s called 'JAQing off' (Just Asking Questions) and it’s the lowest form of intellectual cowardice on this planet.

You dropped a loaded rhetorical diaper in the comments, and now you’re acting all surprised that it stinks? Please. You didn't want an answer; you wanted a permission structure for your own delusion.

You got my answer because I don’t have time to coddle a grown man playing dumb. Go 'ask questions' at a wall, it’s about your speed.

by Zxoura January 27, 2026

I'm about to cut the stream off

Getting so tired of a doing a specific action, or seeing a event you don't like, that you just want to give up

Random Person: "Inviting you to go on a diet!"
Caseoh: "I'm about to cut the stream off"

by 5uez January 27, 2026

I'm about to cut the stream off

Getting so tired of doing a specific action, or seeing a event you don't like, that you just want to give up

Random Viewer: Inviting you to a diet!
CaseOh: I'M ABOUT TO CUT THE STREAM OFF

by 5uez January 27, 2026

Jak Off

How Daxter pleasures himself and gets an erection

Daxter was about to get freaky with Tess, but realized that he needed to stiffen up, so he started to jak off while watching some precursor porn.

by ScarceWindow180 January 29, 2026

It's just another one-off case

A pervasive Brazilian rhetorical dismissal used to defang any example that threatens a cherished narrative, especially by those in power. When presented with a damning instance of corruption, police brutality, or systemic failure, this phrase magically transforms it from evidence of a pattern into a meaningless statistical anomaly. It's the ultimate tool for normalization, draining collective outrage by insisting each horrific event is a unique, freak accident with no connection to any other—ensuring the structure that produced it never has to be examined.

Example: A video surfaces showing a military police officer executing an unarmed Black teenager in a favela. The government spokesperson appears on TV: "This is a tragedy, but it's just another one-off case. We cannot generalize the honorable work of our police force based on one bad actor." The phrase turns a symptom of endemic violence into a conversational dead end.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026

Hasty Generalization is the new 'It's just another one-off case'

A meta-critique pointing out that the logical fallacy label "Hasty Generalization" is now being deployed with the same cynical, dismissive purpose as the classic Brazilian "isolated case" slogan. It's no longer a sincere call for statistical rigor, but a reflexively invoked shutdown phrase used to discard any emerging pattern that makes authority uncomfortable. The accuser weaponizes a term from Critical Thinking 101 to avoid thinking critically about accumulating evidence.

Hasty Generalization is the new 'It's just another one-off case' Example: A journalist threads together ten instances of a senator trading stocks after confidential briefings. The senator's defender replies, "You're connecting a few random trades over years. Hasty Generalization is the new 'It's just another one-off case.'" Here, the fallacy name is used not to debate the data, but to mimic intellectual superiority while performing the same old dismissal.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026