This is the creation after your intermediate boss sticks his penis in your ass and has his way with you, then afterwords sprinkles cocaine on his fudge covered banana for you to consume before sending you back to work.
Guy 1: Bossman gave me a Banana split in his office just now.
Guy2: Maybe with that cocaine sprinkling, that'll actually make you do some work.
Guy2: Maybe with that cocaine sprinkling, that'll actually make you do some work.
by NightlyParadox September 20, 2025
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Get the Split the bill mug.The intimate act of attaching a peeled banana to the male’s cock and having his partner chew it up into a mush, and then surrounding the cock in it. The couple then proceeds to have sex in any position they prefer with the mush then spreading out inside of the woman’s vagina.
Woman: “We had some amazing bananas yesterday night, they tasted amazing on my husband’s cock, and had great texture for my insides. Best banana split delight ever.”
by Doublecolany January 23, 2025
Get the banana split delight mug.The 60/40 split is a form of relationship dynamic, statistically one of the most, if not THE most stable relationship dynamic. It is where the man is the primary earner and pays 60% of the bills, and the woman is the secondary earner who pays 40% of the bills. In terms of chores and childcare, they are split evenly among the couple. This is not to be confused with the 40/60 split where the man pays 40% and the woman pays 60%.
Statistically, a relationship with a male primary earner, female secondary earner, and equal sharing of household responsibilities, is the most stable - with low rates of adultery, low rates of divorce, and high rates of reported marital satisfaction. This is because it strikes a balance with the best of both worlds between traditional and egalitarian relationships, meeting it in the middle.
Kids may or may not be put in daycare, depending on the couple's preferences. Sometimes the government may choose paid transferable parental leave, which is also a good option.
Statistically, a relationship with a male primary earner, female secondary earner, and equal sharing of household responsibilities, is the most stable - with low rates of adultery, low rates of divorce, and high rates of reported marital satisfaction. This is because it strikes a balance with the best of both worlds between traditional and egalitarian relationships, meeting it in the middle.
Kids may or may not be put in daycare, depending on the couple's preferences. Sometimes the government may choose paid transferable parental leave, which is also a good option.
by mohpashun February 1, 2025
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