Jesus with horns, a pitchfork and a devil's tail adorned with a crown of thorns. He has a shepherd's crook and a pentagram necklace. Ruler of Hellven. He walks on cloven hoof. You must forgive him for everybody's sins since he's taking responsibility for them.
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023
Get the Satanic Jesus mug."Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."
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Get the Like Satan Crawled Up His Asshole mug.An adversary or an opponent.
When put in as, "Satan", it would direct our attention to Lucifer. In the standard case, it would mean someone who opposes another.
When put in as, "Satan", it would direct our attention to Lucifer. In the standard case, it would mean someone who opposes another.
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Get the Satan's pretzel mug.The religion of routing for gloomy disgusting wet weather; this religion is mostly confined to idiots with nothing better to do but wallow in misery with other Satanists; personal hygiene is not a pre-requisite for Satanists; most don’t believe in showers or any kind of fragrance and welcome members smelling like the stench of death.
Oh you like this gloomy Eeyore miserable weather? Tell me how is it practicing the religion of Satanism?
Hey you smell like a sewer! Welcome aboard!
Hey you smell like a sewer! Welcome aboard!
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actively respecting the old folk wisdom of thinking before acting prevents society to become prone to any serious rate of overal satanization in respect to the accumulated practical decisions people make during the course of a day
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