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Patrick

A skater boy, who is really nice and when you are down he would be there for you, but he has a side ( a very weird side ) but that doesn’t bother his friends, Patrick is a very fun friend to be around, he is funny , sweet, and very strange about things u don’t want to know , but anyway I hope u find a Patrick at there bc u need one rn
Boy - yea Patrick was talking about poop the other day.
by Handle blank March 24, 2019
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The type of guy that could potentially be the fattest man alive, father most likely teaches baseball and has the same name, and most importantly jacks off like a jackhammer
Patrick jerkin me so hard and so fast it’s like a jackhammer
by Yeszn April 6, 2019
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The sweetest person you’ll ever meet. Has a very odd sense of humor. tall boi. A chill person in general but still very fun to be around. He is a very caring and compassionate human being.
Patrick is literally the sweetest.
by Justuraceragehoe April 15, 2019
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saint patricks day

an excuse for tiny, ginger irish men to be noticed, as they never are because they are so small they sometimes get stepped on. this is disguised as a holiday in which teachers mess up their classrooms and lie to children.
"are you drunk?"
"yea, but its thanksgiving"
saint patricks day :)
by dirty leprechaun man November 30, 2019
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Patrick

Patrick is one of those people who you just gotta love I mean he’s the money man the ladies man and if your name is Charlotte Patrick is the guy for you
Teacher:Name a person who is always there for you

Student:Patrick
by Phigs11 December 3, 2019
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He is a gay cunt, gets friendzoned by every girl and is hated by all. He thinks he is hard, and tries to show people that he smokes when people don’t care. He is probably black or white.
George : hey look there’s Patrick trying to get pussy

Steve: he will probs get friendzoned, gay boy

Paul: typical movement Patrick movement
by Onmywaytofuckurmom123 December 5, 2019
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That joke is such a Patrick.
by SilverGlimse December 7, 2019
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