May 20

Is the day where anyone can catch these hands, Rated E for everyone🥊

Him: Its May 20, equal rights day. Put them hands up gang
Her: Huh? *Slumped*

by Wiselightskin May 19, 2022

May 30

Your gf/bf has to invite you over to have sex. Or atleast give head to eachother

Babe come over it’s may 30

by Love proffesor May 21, 2022

May 28

May 28 is the National Give Your Girl Head Day, meaning you have to give head to your girlfriend no matter what

Gf: Hey it s may 28!
Bf: And?
Gf: Get on your knees.

by TsukiiLmao May 23, 2022

May 29

Kiss anyone you want

Hey it’s may 29 can I get an kiss

by Fudndbf May 29, 2022

May 12

May 12th is the day when the hottest people are born. They are also really funny

Person 1: hey I was born on may 12!
Person 2: omg you’re so hot and funny

Person 1: why?
Person 2: because you were born on may 12th!

by SwaggyPerson November 15, 2021

19th May

THE WORLDS MOST SEXY PERSON IS BORN AND THEY LOVE HABEEB

MEHAK LOVES HABEEB. AND SHE BORN ON THE 19th May TO MARRY HABEEB

by BIG DADDDDDDY February 4, 2022

May 9th

National drop your toxic friends day.

Guy 1: Hey dude, guess what!

Guy 2: What??
Guy 1: It’s may 9th!
Guy 2: Wait, that means it’s National drop your toxic friends day!

by Moneytree69 July 18, 2021