jonathan bagel

a bagel named jonathan

Wow Frank, you ate Jonathan Bagel?

by frankemheimer bagel May 15, 2024

Dirty Jonathan

When you and your side hoes side hoe get so down and dirty you break not only your ankles with the explosive cum outburst, but you break the sound barrier, and everything you know around you explodes

Broski 1: “Dude I swear to god you remember the holocaust? Yeah some say hitler just had a dirty Jonathan and went psychotic”

Broski 2: “Yeah actually dude that would make a lot of sense”

by Cozahr May 31, 2024

Jonathan

Jonathan is simply the greatest man who ever graced this earth. A compassionate lover and inspirational father, he is truly the best thing to happen to you. Especially if you have a heart of gold

Jonathan is a brilliant man

by Jonathan081918 November 25, 2021

Jonathan Michael Griffin

Herpe having Cordova white boys with more street tats than brain cells

Can you believe he Jonathan Michael Griffin’d her? Ikr, now she has that sh*t for life bro

by uknowhoh0 November 25, 2021

jonathan

hm.. the best person you could possibly meet! he's always so sweet and kind to everyone, even strangers. he's honestly so pure and you're the luckiest person on earth if you know him (even more if he loves you)😩 he has crazy logic that drives you insane sometimes but always tries his best to be a better person -even when you cant tell- deserves all the happiness there is :) ALSO HIGHKEY A MOMMYS BOY and a baby, i love you more than anything

jonathan is REALLY hot and sexy.

by nataliext November 25, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan has busted and plump lips. He also has a big head. Jonathan is sweet and has dry humor. Most Jonathan’s like to skateboard. Jonathan’s tend to be skinny like a skeleton. Lastly, Jonathan is cute and a good friend. Though Jonathan’s will not approach you, you must approach them. Once you become their friend you must maintain that bond.

Jonathan is kind friend.

by Tutter November 26, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan has busted and plump lips. He also has a big head. Jonathan is sweet and has dry humor. Most Jonathan’s like to skateboard. Jonathan’s tend to be skinny like a skeleton. Lastly, Jonathan is cute and a good friend. Though Jonathan’s will not approach you, you must approach them. Once you become their friend you must maintain that bond.

Jonathan is a kind person.

by Tutter November 26, 2021