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hello world

The simplest computer program one could write.
Only prints to the screen "Hello World", but makes newbies feel like kings of the world.
A:"Dude, I just created a hello world program in BrainFuck all by myself!"
B (sarcastic):"Oh, wow. You must feel like the king of the world."
A:"You have no idea. Check y=the code out!"
B:"fine"

//le code
++++++++++
>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-
>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.
+++.------.--------.>+.>.

B:"What the fuck am I looking at?"
B then went on to start worshiping Urban Müller
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hello kiddy

A guy who ignores a girl's texts and instead replies "hi" two days later as if nothing happened.
(text messages)
A: where do you wanna meet up later?
B: (two days later)

Hi!!!!!!!!
A: omg, stop being a hello kiddy!!
by Miss Cotton Candy April 14, 2016
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Thai Hello

When you ask someone what the capital of Thailand is, and they say they don't know, so you tell them it's Bangkok and then you hit them in the dick so hard there's blood.
"Did you see Susie give Colin a Thai Hello last night?"
by MAKEOUTHILL666 January 30, 2018
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Hello Kiddy Person

An adult that is selfish, irritable and naive like a child.
- How was your Valentine's Day?
- Well ... There was a tantrum, popcorn and a bear movie. I realized that s/he is an Hello Kiddy Person.
by Juanki St. Jacob February 15, 2018
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hey hi hello

the way the famous youtuberGeorgia Productions’ says hello in her intro
hey hi hello, welcome back to another video on my channel!
by wtfevenisthiswebsite December 14, 2019
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Hello my name is

Hello my name is is used when addressing your name to someone you don't know.
by JoinedSaturdayThe11January2020 January 11, 2020
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