captain sus

When you are leading a group of sus people and your the susest of the sus.

I'm the susest man alive, call me captain sus

by therapistgod June 1, 2021

Captain Capeman

An uber-cool superhero who spends his off-time at BSF

Also known by his alter-ego, NeogearzX, Captain Capeman is an amazing superhero who thrives on helping out poor forumgoers.

by retro October 23, 2003

Captain Hurricane

An uber-cool superhero who spends his off-time at BSF

Also known by his alter-ego, NeogearzX, Captain Capeman is an amazing superhero who thrives on helping out poor forumgoers.

Look, its neo, no wait, it's.......Captain Hurricane

by retro October 28, 2003

Snack Captain

The person on he road trip in charge of snacks

Ellen is the best snack captain, she packed subs for lunch, almonds, and ice tea.

by JulieDonair July 15, 2022

Captain Ahab

A man (typically of Arabic descent and low economic status) who participates in sexual relations solely with obese white women.

Why is Hamid Hussain with a 250 pound woman when himself weighs a mere buck one forty?

Well I guess he's a Captain Ahab that can't do better.

by Pickled Embryo June 23, 2022

coochie captain

andrew. just andrew.

Andrew equals coochie captain. coochie Captain is andrew

by cyxnide August 12, 2022

Captain Russia

A guy with so much testosterone, he’ll make anyone his bitch. Usually, he looks like this: 👶🏼

Random #1: who would win in a fight; captain Russia, or _______?

Random #2: not even a question. Captain Russia.

by 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐁𝐚𝐠-𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐫 💰 🏃💨 August 30, 2022