being so real

being totally honest

A: tommy lefroy is my favourite band!
B: being so real, i’ve never heard of them

by WolfDog101 November 23, 2023

Being a Karen/Kevin

Being a Karen/Kevin: (Predicate Nominative Phrase): A crime punishable by law equal in consequence to false reporting, defamation of character and/or murder. Definition: When a white person involves themselves without prompting in the life or business of a person of color, who is not committing any crime, in order to jeopardize their ability to pursue happiness, maintain freedom(s), and/or preserve their own life--potentially stripping said person(s) of their inalienable rights. Karens and Kevins commit this crime (categorized under False Reporting and Defamation of Character & up to Murder, in rare cases) under the guise of care and concern and offering a helping hand(however incapable), entitlement, and/or unsolicited Saviorism if their intentions are good or ignorant, yet the impact on targeted people of color is exactly the same. More often this crime is committed with mal-intent by overt racists who proudly jeopardize the life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness of said victims of color. This crime is punishable by law, usually at the level of misdemeanor to felony, but the offender may receive up to a life sentence, if there is loss of life or punitive damages as a result of a Karen's/Kevin's carefully, careless actions.

Being a Karen/Kevin should be a crime punishable to the full extent of the law. A Karen made a false report on me saying that I harassed children under the age of 18 in my neighborhood. I've been through 6 months of court proceedings, but thankfully, my lawyer has assured me that I will walk out of the courtroom with him; if I were to be charged with this misdemeanor, I may no longer have unsupervised visits with my kids, and my 22-year-teaching career would end if I were blacklisted.

by Dr. Helix Nebula December 16, 2023

thank you for being quiet

sarcastically used when people are not quiet

thank you for being quiet

by Le sluug November 8, 2021

Being Kidnapped by Zeus

What happens when you don’t eat enough fiber. Probably due to Greek food being high in fatty meats and sauces.

In Venture Brothers S4 E11 “Every Which Way but Zeus” as Billy Quiz Boy is being kidnapped by Zeus he screams for help and is told by Pete White that’s what happens when you don’t eat enough fiber.

After eating all that gyro meat I spent the rest of the evening being kidnapped by Zeus

by Dandy Dan the Candy Man October 2, 2021

The Bes

A vile, repugnant paste eating cretin whose putrescence is outshone only by his capacity for guzzling fetid semen. Must be capitalized to acknowledge the reverence and revulsion associated with the title.

Hey, you’re The Bes

by Big bad BE October 10, 2021

being a Frank

being the coolest, being "in", being as perfect swag-trap boy
-dispregiative-

"damn bro, you know by heart all of Sfera Ebbasta's discography?"
"i sure do"
"your really are a Frank then"
being a frank

by matjust15 October 18, 2021

Being a Liam

Someone who has to have the last word in conversation.

Ahh he was being a Liam and wouldn’t let it rest.

by Rickyton October 20, 2021