German Wow

This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).

Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."

by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022

wow

wow

wow

by bûmblebee December 6, 2021

wow

for when i do anything spectacular

wowwowwowwowwowwow

by dioooooooooooossssss March 11, 2022

omg wow i am fklflflshfkwgfu4y3gfi2ugfi2ugfp2igfi2gfo2

if you put it in a google doc i looks like people fighting

O O O
-()-/ /()\ |\

L L II / \ omg wow i am fklflflshfkwgfu4y3gfi2ugfi2ugfp2igfi2gfo2

O O O
-()-/ /()\ |\

L L II / \ omg wow i am fklflflshfkwgfu4y3gfi2ugfi2ugfp2igfi2gfo2

fighting guys it means

by wertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm,mnbv March 11, 2022

Wow

A word to say your amazed
A word to use when being sarcastic

Wow, your able to split?!
Wowww that’s tOTALLY awesome

by Stiky glue March 16, 2022

wowing

is when smtg is very impressive and your reaction towards is "WOOW"
its from the verb to wow

i made a very wowing cake
the size of his penis wowed me

by mlkouadie February 1, 2022

wow

amazing

wow cool

by PikaboyMOD February 10, 2022