(not so) elegantly wasted

To become so intoxicated after consuming alcohol and/or drugs that your body can no longer handle the toxicity and needs to get rid of it. The "(not so) elegantly" refers to the methods your body uses to expel the intoxicants (vomiting, etc)

My bestie got so trashed drunk last night at the party that she got nauseous and puked all over herself. Guess you could say that she was (not so) elegantly wasted.

by HasFurTwins December 30, 2023

Waste of semen

Delbinson Animations

“U piss me off u waste of semen”

by mrberenisp4d0 February 1, 2024

Wast

A dumb ass guy that dont know how to get his fucking mouth straight and stick his big ass nose where it dont belong

her: bro this dude im talkin to, he literally a fucking wast

him: whats a wast
her: a dumb guy that aint got his shit together

him: ohhh okay

by yogirllivv February 2, 2024

Wasted Slime

When a woman is horny, but there’s no suitable outlet for her horny energy and her natural lubrication goes to waste like a snail with nowhere to go.

The female version of blue balls

Jenna: Did you get it last night?

Stephanie: No girl, I’ve got so much wasted slime

That guy seemed hot but I got cock blocked. Wasted slime

by Jubilee Jim April 4, 2023

batty waste

Someone who does something wrong and blames others.

You see birch? He scratched all that car and blamed it on Aaron! Mans such a batty waste

by Barry bicep April 11, 2023

batty waste

A name given to someone who blames other for their actions

Yo, you hear about birch? Blamed captain Kennedy for scratching a car, which he did, mans a batty waste.

by Barry bicep April 11, 2023

Pirate Wasted

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye but you're still on a mission to find some booty.

"Hey, why's Trini mackin on that rando lookin guy with one eye closed?"
"Hahaha... It's cuz the club's about to close and she's pirate wasted."
Aaarrggh 😜

by Yamamasayzwut April 19, 2023