Simon Cowell

that guy

“look it’s simon cowell”
“i like that guy”
“ya”
*punches paper towels*

by it’s not too late but neverthe April 29, 2021

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Simon cowell

Simon Cowell is not the following.

He is not:

Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully

He is:

A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.

Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.

by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021

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Simone

Got at throw in that booty back

I wish I can clap like simone

by Jayhundo June 8, 2021

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simon neugebauer

Underrated football manager from the uk.
Coaches the team (tarvinrexfc) and currently top of the board.

Simon neugebauer is an underrated football manager/coach the team he works for is tarvinrexfc and he deserves way more fame.

by Simon neugebauer May 12, 2021

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Simon

Do what this cunt says, or else...

I'm a Simon, I told you, okay? Fuck's sake...

by Mpdub May 28, 2021

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Simone

Simone is a fun-loving girl with a huge heart. She is the sweetest girl ever, and will always be by your side. She can be very opinionated but has a sensitive side as well. She has dirty blond hair and brown eyes.

She is most likely a Scorpio, who has a fiery side to her.

She isn't the best at video games, but hey! She's learning.

Her soulmate's name starts with L. Their relationship will have its ups and downs, but in the end, they will realize they're meant for each other.

Bottom line, Simone is a fun, classy girl with a huge heart, and if you come across a Simone, don't let her get away.

Guy #1: Damn is that Simone?
Guy #2: Yeah, that guy's name must start with L. I wish I was him.

by anonxymous May 28, 2021

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