A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.
“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”
“Sounds fun!”
by epausti November 13, 2023
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Get the Cornish Steamer mug.You think an upper decker is over the top, try the bunk steamer. It’s when you slowly take a large dump across your college roommate's bed sheets. They will think twice about not cleaning up after themselves after this experience. Results guaranteed. Plus, you save a trip to the bathroom.
by spherika December 20, 2023
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Get the Stanley Steamer mug.Play on the famous term Cleveland Steamer. When the Pittsburgh Steelers let another team beat them so bad it's like the other team took a dump on their chest and rolled around in it.
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Get the Pittsburgh Steamer mug.When a geriatric and overly aggressive lover delivers a surprise all liquid defecation upon an unwilling middle age participants chest and face. Followed up with all the urine the geriatic and overly aggressive lover can possibly muster.
The old man popped out of no where and bestowed a state street steamer upon my delicate and bountiful chest meats.
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