September 2

September 2 is national grab dick day you go up to your friend and grab their dick.

Girl- hey chris grabs dick
Girl-happy national grab dick day
Guy- I forgot today was September 2

by Mythical god September 1, 2021

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September 24th

September 24th is when the cutest little frick thats AMAZING at baseball was born

"did you here my birthday is september 24th? They say thats the day cutest people are born"

by Joshiesbee June 10, 2021

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September 7th

National Newt Day

Stevie: Hey Eleni its my birthday september 7th

Eleni: Shut up its newt day
Stevie: Wtf is that
Eleni: Time to watch maze runner

by ii_wOoDs_ii October 17, 2019

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September 6

If you were born on September 6 your the coolist person ever and girls cant regect you, but if your born on october 26 you will be a jerk virgin who has no friend

Guy: I Was Born On September 6
Hot Girl: *kisses*

by Doctorwho101 November 26, 2021

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September 5

People born on September 5 are usually the hottest, most sexiest, nicest person you would ever meet. If anything, i would wanna get myself a hottie born on September 5th

Person 1: Hey, she’s sexy!!
Person 2: Hell yeah!! Must’ve been born on September 5!

by totally not who you think it i November 1, 2020

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