pride parker

he is an obedient cute good boy who wants to be dominated

I love pride parkers so mutch

by parkers_husband2308720934 December 3, 2025

parker

the definition of parker is that he is a obedient boy loving pride boy who wants to be dominated #gaypride

hey parker how are you

by parkers_husband2308720934 December 4, 2025

Parker

guy with a huge dick and balls but severely depressed

Person 1 “yeah me and parker fucked last night “

Person 2 “ ahh so your just gonna stand today then?”

Person 1 “yeah, but after he came he kicked me out and started balling his eyes out”

by parker268164 December 5, 2025

Mason ray Parker

A fat ass chud who scams people, known as a artist also a scammer who doesn't pay the people he hires to work for him, he scammed over 20+ people on Instagram and ghosted them without paying at all

Jason: yo bro mason ray parker is buns at making music, his shit sucks

Cam: he also scams people too, what a fat chud

by Gullits December 17, 2025

Peni Parker

IIIIIIIIIIIIT'S SPIDER TIME!!!!!!!!!

MINES IN PLACE

THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN TOKYO!

Wanda: PURE!!!! CHAO-
(Get's hit by web)
Peni Parker: *Deletes the witch using 4 proximity mines*

by Taylor's college student January 27, 2025

Parker's Law

Any gathering of children in fancy dress, face paint or costume will feature at least one Spider-Man regardless of the actual event.

"The nativity play had one Mary, one Joseph, one baby jesus (plastic), three shepherds, four angels, six wise men, one sheep and of course, one Spider-Man. Parker's Law was in full effect."

by PrinceGinger March 3, 2025

Parker

Dumb and total simp

Parker is such a simp he will do anything to be with women

by Boy72 November 24, 2021