Guy1: *looks at Guy2's face* Oh god, what the hell's wrong with your nose?
Guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* Uh... I was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. Yeah, I pulled off a phone-to-face. Fuck my life, it hurts so much.
Guy1: Damn, I'm sorry, man.
Guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* Uh... I was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. Yeah, I pulled off a phone-to-face. Fuck my life, it hurts so much.
Guy1: Damn, I'm sorry, man.
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