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Smart-Stan

Smart-Stan: A modern phenomenon inspired by Eminem’s "Stan," describing someone who repeatedly messages you on their smartphone and becomes extremely anxious or frustrated when you don’t respond promptly. Whether you’re busy, asleep, or simply don’t want to engage, they take it to the extreme, embodying that intense, obsessive energy. When they finally meet you in person, they can get really angry and frustrated, and calling them a "Smart-Stan" would make perfect sense to them.
Lee: Bruv, I used to work with this guy named Paul, and he was a proper smart-stan. He’d message me and get all worked up if I didn’t reply LOL.
Frank: really? bruv LOL.
Lee: He’d confront me in person, and I’d just laugh he. go mental say I hate it when people don't text back and then I started calling him Stan Bruv and he told everyone, and everyone laughed, even he found it funny.
Frank: That's bear jokes. Bruv LOL.
Lee: Init Bruv LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 24, 2025
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smart ass

…one that could sit on a pail of ice cream and tell you what flavor it is….
“never would have tried that ice cream if that “smart ass” hadn’t told us about it at the Lactose Conference last week.
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smart ass

…one that could sit on a pail of ice cream and tell you what flavor it is….
“never would have tried that ice cream if that “smart ass” hadn’t told us about it at the Lactose Conference last week.
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smart ass

…one that could sit on a pail of ice cream and tell you what flavor it is….
“never would have tried that ice cream if that “smart ass” hadn’t told us about it at the Lactose Conference last week.
by Pescado77 January 6, 2026
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Smart

someone who procrastinate and leave projects and test studies for last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time. and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow
"Hey, how do they get an A? I've never seen them study."
"They're just smart"
by pedrosso February 6, 2025
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Crypto Smart City

Virtual Venture Media Coin - VVMC is the BEP20 (BSC) token that aims to create a hedge and bridge between the physical world and the digital one. Only digital cryptocurrency backed by real assets is building the world-first Crypto Smart City in Cambodia.
VVM Coin is building the world-first crypto smart city.
by cryptoleader November 23, 2021
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Smart

Smart is a lovely lady.
by sexy purple human November 24, 2021
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