An absolutely haggard, tired soul that takes out their hatred and loneliness on those younger, hotter and more interesting than them. They try to be the cool white girl and a fake ally just to position themselves as morally better but really they’re morally bankrupt. Would sell their own mum for a Gucci shoe, suck their manager’s dick for a pay rise (he won’t cum). Quite a bent nose with a masculine looking face, trying to hide her age with pop culture references even though no one cares about Harry styles. Has a penchant for tearing down women of colour and gaslighting them. Completely sad that she is a spinster and will likely stay like that forever. Finally, she is absolutely mad. Hence, the name.
by frurofanon November 22, 2021
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by karrot November 22, 2021
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by emobaddie November 21, 2021
Get the Maddie mug.A super sexy kinda lady who doesn't realise her worth! deffo someone you can talk to hours about anything and someone u can confide in. Every time u need something she'll be there wether it's taking the piss or being a pisshead herself or if u need ur pizza cut she gots a banging pizza cutter. I would 100% recommend having one around as they're supa doopa fun, a hypeman, legend and it means u never lonely
by udknowitall November 21, 2021
Get the Maddie mug.maddie is usually chubby, disliked by many, and blond. Even if she moves schools people will dislike her at her new school. She has few friends, and the ones she does have eventually leave her. She is popular for bad reasons, and cheats on her boyfriends. She acts cool but really is awkward and just "ew."
person 1: hey look it's that gross girl maddie.
person 2: ew, did you hear she cheated on her last four boyfriends?
person 1: ya, karma is gonna hit her.
person 2: ew, did you hear she cheated on her last four boyfriends?
person 1: ya, karma is gonna hit her.
by fuckyoumaddie November 21, 2021
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maddy is literally the best person on this earth
she is funny, smart, talented, and overall puts a smile on everyone faces
shes absolutely stunning but denies it because she doesnt look at herself enough
if you know a maddy, you know how amazing she is so keep her and dont let her go.
she is funny, smart, talented, and overall puts a smile on everyone faces
shes absolutely stunning but denies it because she doesnt look at herself enough
if you know a maddy, you know how amazing she is so keep her and dont let her go.
by yummy77 November 3, 2021
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