the human fountain

When one person sucks liquid out of another person's mouth, like a water fountain.

Cindy: I took a sip of water, and then he just said "I'm thirsty", and gave me the human fountain.

by vdw17 February 12, 2019

Human Flotsam

Corrupt government officials who infest the country, especially any BARFLY / attorney

The prosecutor tampered with the law , the evidence, the defendant and the jury so this human flotsam has no immunity from being sued

by MrRemodel October 3, 2018

Human Puffbar

An exotic sexual position in which individual #1 places their lips on individual #2’s butthole. To successfully perform the Human Puffbar, individual #2 must fart into individual #1’s mouth. Individual #1 must inhale the flateuous gas.

Me: yo did you see those chicks do the Human Puffbar

by ZoonieB March 3, 2023

Human Computer

the Act of a genius getting fucked by multiple furries and being forced to recite pi.

Man, I bet Albert Einstein loved being a human computer.

by balltickler69 February 7, 2023

Faith in Humanity

Gone. There's simply none.

Where's my Faith in Humanity? I already found Waldo. What's the point.
*walks away* Why do I have to be a human of all species? Hey, at least I'll still be there by the next decade.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

husk of a human

To be a husk. To live each and every day and not a thought pass by worth remembering. You blink, breathe, exist but none it it feels real. You look down at your hands, you see skin and you know underneath is flesh. But what's below? The soul you were promised by birth, or whatever life left you with after tearing you apart. And then the next time you look in the mirror, and you see eyes and skin and hair but you know that none of it is real. Because your not human, just living in the shell of one.

She felt like, none of it was real. It was all an illusion. She was a husk of a human.

by goshstopoverthinking November 6, 2023

faith in humanity

Something I don't have. And neither should you.

I can go on and on about all the reasons I've lost faith in humanity but then I'd break the character limit

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats December 12, 2022