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Human Hamburger

What you transform into when you implode in a 670 cm × 280 cm × 250 cm 9,525 kg submarine piloted by a logitech gaming controller 3,500 meters below sea level.
Those rich fucks turned into human hamburgers.
by Shogun__ August 27, 2023
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Human whistle

A play on the actual term “dog whistle”. Messages only people in a certain group will understand. Usually racists/nazis.
“This video is a human whistle
“Human whistle, but I agree”
by Cow_Riddler July 9, 2023
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Human whistle

A play on the actual term “dog whistle”. Messages only people in a certain group will understand. Usually racists/naz*s.
“This video is a human whistle

“Human whistle, but I agree”
by Cow_Riddler July 10, 2023
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human ring

When you stick your finger in someone’s butt, you technically wear them as a ring. More specifically out of nowhere where it’s unexpected.
I hope Brad doesn’t wear me as a human ring in the middle of the exam like the other day.
by JAGERTHO January 23, 2020
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Human flypaper

(Trigger Warning) Human flypaper is a leather couch that one sits on with full skin contact for a long period of time, when the foolish one finally decides to get up their skin sticks to the leather almost flencing them in the process.
Jimbob sits shirtless, his hairy back firmly planted in an insidious human flypaper apparatus of leathery evil while binge-watching "Sex and the City" for hours, then he decides to get a pizza so he stands up and starts screaming.
by hadoukentotheface May 28, 2020
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meowing human

A human that can understand cat speech. Cats do not downgrade themselves into human speech, humans must make the effort to comprehend and understand whatever these lovely creatures want to express through their meow. Whenever you think you heard a cat speak human language, reality is you just acquired the ability to speak meow. Be proud.
"Did that cat just talk?"
"No! Cats do not talk. Perhaps you are a meowing human! Be proud!"
by cats one humans cero August 28, 2020
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Human Landslide

Andrew's roommates were appalled when he exited the bathroom with both empty bowels and an empty dinner plate. They would soon come around to the time-saving strategy that is the Human Landslide.
by spacehead74 September 14, 2020
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