Bullet Ploof Grass

The greatest band to ever play music.

Spooklirious- "I just went to a Bullet Ploof Grass concert, it was great."

Monocle Gentle Sir- "Were you able to buy a calendar?"

by Squeeeeeeps April 30, 2023

grass

are you fucking dumb. Its a piece of motherfucking grass you dumbass. I cant believe how un smart you really are. Like imagine having sex with a girl whilst using your one inch cock. Ya know why its one inch?CUZ YOU DONT KNOW WHAT FUCKING GRASS IS! or its weed.

Big bertha: i like grass
David to big bertha: shut up fatty.

by ball sucker supreme May 5, 2023

Touch Grass

it is used when somebody jokes about going outside as a meme.

The phrase "touch grass" is used when somebody jokes about going outside and is used as a joke in youtube comments

by T.S.G May 9, 2023

The Grass Ain’t Greener

When someone assumes that life will be better without a person however it clearly is not

(Ex relationship)
Guy: I’m so lonely I miss you

Girl: so the grass ain’t greener then (without me)

by E-lA September 5, 2023

Grass

A form of toxins so infectious and dangerous that touching just one blade can cause even the most extreme no life to become athletic. WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH

After 9 hours of League of Legends Jimmy touched grass and became fit.

by anonymous September 19, 2023

Grass

A term or idea invented by 'outdoorsmen' to get truly epic gamers to give up their grind.

'Hey try hard, go touch grass.'

by 3PIKC gaemr July 4, 2023

Touch Grass

Used to tell someone to get off their ass; telling them to go outside. Used especially on the internet, implying that the person is spending excessive time on screens.

Man1: I have 2,000 Hours on Minecraft!

Man2: Touch grass dumbass

by Obviously Mr. Webster July 8, 2023