combat cook

A post 9-11 service member who walks around acting like Sgt. York even though they haven't even sniffed combat. Arrogant/Ignorant wannabees. They won't talk about their service, not because they saw a lot of bad but because they don't want people to know that they haven't seen anything.

Check out bigshot tony, word has it that he's a combat cook, he spent his whole enlistment stateside.

by Realtime Joe November 24, 2019

caden cook

Pushing him self to far has a great girlfriend. LOVES SUSHI. Biggest perv ever. He can be black but wight as helll

That guy is such a Caden cook

by Mr.thing March 28, 2019

cooking on the dole

A cooking show presented by Daniel Houston on YouTube.

"It's cooking on the dole, with me!" - Daniel Houston

by DankDexter421 March 30, 2019

Cooked the Cougar

Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.

Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.

by Syngyl April 17, 2019

Rice Cooking

When you make a huge dildo out of your solidified semen and then stick it into any hole of your dead and burning enemy.

Alright Mikey, its been 3 goddamn months and you don't got our fuckin money! Looks like I gotta do some rice cooking up your brand new pussy!

by weeneepeepoo December 4, 2019

cooking with bacon

Reddit cofounder Alexis Ohanian's neologism for "doing a good job"

That founder didn't ask for my permission! He is cooking with bacon!

by lispytriz April 27, 2019

Krisanne Cooke

A pretty girl that deserves the world and needs to stop hating her self because she is so fucking UwU. Thanks for joining this ted talk

Hey krisanne cooke is a cutie but is a cute pain in the ass

by Coochie Hoe April 27, 2019