National Block HiiP Day

On the widely celebrated day of "National Block Hiip Day", people worldwide come together for the single cause, to block HiiP, this is in order to keep up the ritual that stops the otherworlders from reaching our plane of existence.

"It is "National Block HiiP Day", little Jimmothy, today is the day we stop Cthulu from rising from his grave."

by dirty donkus October 1, 2021

National ask your crush out day

Official ask a crush out day is on the date October 19th. Whoever your crush is, you have to ask them out. And remember, “if she says no then she must go, but if she says yes, buy her a louis dress”

Yeah, i asked katelyn out on National Ask Your Crush Out Day, October 19th.

by Masterougwai October 2, 2021

National Girlfriend day

today is a day were you must hold your girlfriends hand

Boy:Hey it's national Girlfriend day!
Girl:omg cool!

National Girlfriend day is a day where you do stuff with your girlfriend

by Gæsus October 2, 2021

National Annoy Squidward Day

February 15th… SpongeBob people assemble.

“Oh! It’s National Annoy Squidward day!”

by MangoLen February 15, 2022

Crab-Nation

A leased nation consisting of gun wielding crabs. They are mostly harmless but some may have a super aggressive personality when it comes to competing in WWE as track stars. Don't get too attached as they have a painful bite that in some rare cases can give you blue balls! However if you do succeed in "taming" them, you shall be rewarded with karma, and we all know their karma is a substitute for BDSM.

Crab-nation is much better than the UK, just look them up they gun wield and compete in WWE!!

by Eddie#2753 February 16, 2022

National make Bella angry day

On this very day, make every person named Bella fill with rage. Say every little thing that you think of that would make them mad. Do it for Jesus.

We should definitely make Bella angry today.
Say something that makes her mad.

National make Bella angry day- a day where we piss off everything Bella there is.

by Shlemi February 16, 2022

National Seb Day

National Seb day is a day where everyone gets together with their family and celebrates the amazing seb, people who have significant others will then dry hump them in representation of seb. National Seb day is a very important day, if you don't celebrate the seb you will be given bad luck.

Random guy: yo you wanna hang out today?
Cool girl: sorry, it's national Seb day, I'm gonna go dry hump my boyfriend

by BeansWasLost February 17, 2022