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Hussing one off

Masturbating in a fast and noisy fashion while grunting frequently.
James: Lucas, you have been in the bathroom for 2 hours! Why are you grunting so loud?

Lucas: I'm hussing one off! AAAHHHHHH *Splooges everywhere*
by terk! March 3, 2024
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Wanking’t dog off

Wanking’t dog off indicates that a person is not doing anything at that moment in time and/or has no plans.

PSA- no dogs shall be harmed, the masturbation of canines is not included.
Alex: what are you doing today?

Caitlin: Wanking’t dog off.
by Cwilss March 4, 2024
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when u try to hit bro nic and he said “no” so u gotta hit em wit the

“ur actually gonna piss me off” 🥸
me: “ur actually gonna piss me off
bro: “YoUr ACutALly GoNNa PiSs mE OfF

me: “ok bro”
by magnusdelta66 March 9, 2024
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Break a bitch off

I’m gonna break a bitch off if sHe flirts with my man.
by Bambie2525 March 15, 2024
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Bonk me off

Bonk me off now! It's creampie time!
by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024
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