Blanket face

Ones soft face with peach fuzz

Dads usually have blanket face

by Mliv June 10, 2020

Face back

A person so fat, that the fat folds over their shoulder blades making eyes and their lower back crease makes a mouth.

Look, Face back is going to dive in the swimming pool.

by the godfather 1 June 17, 2020

TWO FACED

when someone acts a certain way too you and another when your not around

Julia is so two faced its not even funny

by ieatazz2273 June 17, 2020

Face

Your frontal head parts. Your mouth... nose... cheeks... ETC.

“Someone complimented me on my perfect face proportions.”

by Hickory Bush September 2, 2020

Spaceraider face

An ugly cunt that looks like the alien from the packet of crisps Spaceraiders

Look at that spaceraider face what an ugly cunt

by bigwiggawig September 4, 2020

resting zoom face

The face one makes while on a remote video chat or meeting using zoom or other virtual meeting services. The resting zoom face is usually indicative of not remembering others can see your face.

Why do you all look so bored? Oh. It's only your resting zoom face.

by Grimstache September 8, 2020

Monkey face

Alan walker’s favourite sexual fetish

TOP DEFINITION
monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright Emma can i give you a monkey face?"

Not an inside joke

Monkey face

by Dirtydogger101 September 10, 2020