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Vampire Survivors

Literal dogshit. Does have among us tho. This skibidi toilet concept is just absurd! I mean, seriously, who needs a toilet that doubles as a bizarre piece of entertainment? It's a classic case of prioritizing frivolity over functionality. Sure, we all could use a laugh, but let's not forget the primary purpose of a toilet – it's not a playground or an art installation. Some might argue that it's a creative take on the mundane, but I find it hard to believe that anyone would genuinely want such a thing in their bathroom. Why complicate a simple, practical appliance with unnecessary gimmicks? There's a fine line between adding a touch of fun to everyday life and turning essential items into impractical novelties.
"I hate vampire Survivors, it GYAAAAAAAT!!!!!"
by gtyghghjj January 24, 2024
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Vampire Survivors

a very fun game more addictive than a native american doing alcohol. once you play it, you become senile with an unending urge to play vampire survivors.
Fake Italian 1: Yo have you played Vampire Survivors?
Fake Italian 2: *foaming at the mouth* Yes. I need it. I need Vampire Survivors.
by BuffSammy January 24, 2024
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Asian Vampire.

When you have a live in Asian.. in any capacity. You talk her into going down on your menstruating significant other.
Asian Vampire, The other night, Josh's significant other wanted him to earn his red wings. In comes his housekeeper, and proceeded with the Asian Vampire.
by Johnny Dixkerdown. October 11, 2023
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Vampire-o-saurus

A vampire dinosaur (of any type of dinosaur).
The mad scientist turned a T-Rex into a vampire-o-saurus.
by Sparkle200 November 6, 2023
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Vampire Hard Way

A version of a game where you pretend to be a vampire and try to bite someone’s neck. This is different from Vampire Easy Way which involves using two fingers to pierce some holes in the neck. You must exclaim “Vampire HARD WAY” before biting or else the move is not counted
“Aw man! He just Vampire Hard Way-ed my neck. I lost!”
by annikapants November 12, 2023
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vampiric essence

some purple magic that is shot out of a gay vampire's eyes
pov: vampiric essence
👁️🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
👁️🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
by Alexzaf May 9, 2023
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period vampire

Eating a girl out while she is on her period
I was a period vampire last night with my girl
by Theristy1178 November 26, 2023
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