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sirrogut parent

A bulging-bellied "father figure" dude who is filling in for a kiddo's biological daddy.
In an old "Hi and Lois" cartoon, Trixie Flagston gleefully noted ("Bee-bee! Bee-bee!") to her mama dat a local lady was visibly "expecting", then started naively babbling "Bee-bee-bee-bee" when she spied da rotund Mr. Thurston, as well --- I wonder if she was actually viewing him as a "sirrogut parent"?
by QuacksO February 22, 2025
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sarahgate parent

A motherly lady named Sarah who fills in for a child's real mommy.
Da nice lady at da local daycare center serves as a sarahgate parent for a lot of pint-sized kiddos every day.
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
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Parents

The Full Form of PARENT is Parent Awareness Responsibility Engage Nurture and Trust.
A mother or father of a person or an animal, or someone who looks after a person in the same way that a parent does:
You know they just became parents, they’ve named their child, joe
by TheMadSaint November 24, 2021
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Schrödinger’s Parent

a parent who abuses a child verbally and physically, but proceeds to claim that it’s because they love them/it’s for their own good
have you heard about John Lennon’s parenting life?”
“he must be a Schrödinger’s Parent”
by sitemanlol May 18, 2023
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Asian parents

Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back
Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"
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parent

Parent.
by Ramparilli June 15, 2023
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Non-binary Parent's Day

Non-Binary Parent's Day is a day to celebrate parents that aren't just a Mother and/or a Father. It is celebrated on the 4th Sunday of July.
My parent doesn't like being lumped under mother's day, so we celebrate Non-binary Parent's Day instead.
by Jynjer June 16, 2024
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