Grass

I hate the jews

Boy the grass sure is getting tall. We better chop it down.

by anonymous January 29, 2024

Grass

touch it now.

touch grass dumb-bum

by grass_toucher506 February 6, 2024

Grass

A green plant that grows outside, commonly found in fields or front lawns. Grass can survive being stepped on, and people usually cut it so it doesn't grow too long. Cutting the grass is usually referred to "mowing the lawn." Astroturf is NOT actual grass.

"The grass is growing tall."
"Go outside and touch some grass!"

by level20_XD December 10, 2022

Grass

Something Genshin Impact players don’t touch

Person 1: bro touch some grass
Genshin Impact player: how about you touch my ass

by ThatAsianGuy420 December 20, 2022

we’re through around grass

It means we’re through around grass

Hey man we’re through around grass!

by CoolMan173663 December 22, 2022

Grass

Something only people without sanity touch

“Hey u wanna touch grass”

He died that day

by Read this to be gay January 10, 2023

Grass

Grass is a quite poisoned type of tarantula it is most known for racist cows to eat it after an animal eats this they instantly die and there baby’s become fatherless if you do not have a pc you can touch grass but if you got a pc you might be in danger so look out my rizzlers bye.

My balls hurt because of that damn grass ITS WORST THEN MOM FINDING MY POOP SOCK

by Lolz Mafaka November 22, 2023