lead condom

What you blame after you bust an extra watery nut.

'Damn, way too oily'
'A lead condom ruins everything'

by small nuts April 20, 2017

Canadian Condom

A condom that will be the nicest, softest, condom of all time. WILL LISTEN TO ALL COMMANDS

Girl: TO HARD!! Man: Okay Ill just use my Canadian condom

by Canadian Condom April 24, 2017

phone condom

The art of placing your smart phone in a sealable plastic bag to use your phone around water.

I am using a phone condom while I take a shower so we can keep texting.

by Adventure13.1 May 4, 2017

kentucky condom

A bandana tied around your penis

Aaron didn't have his latex so he made a Kentucky condom with his bandana

by Lord_chips September 22, 2017

kokomo condom

Using a sheet of sand paper as a condom.

I ran out of rubbers but my tool box was right there, so I used a Kokomo condom.

by NotWadeW October 4, 2017

Condom

The rubber glove a man uses to cover his penis when he has sex with a partner. Mostly because he doesn't want kids or because he is cheating.

Nick used a condom to cover his penis after having sex with a bitch he was cheating with

by LETTMEEATYOURPUSSYBITCH October 16, 2017

condom

what your parents,obviously,did not use

-How did this shit came out

-Fuck you bitch, dat ain't mine.I used a CONDOM slut

by ya_mama_made_dat October 17, 2017