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lead condom

What you blame after you bust an extra watery nut.
'Damn, way too oily'
'A lead condom ruins everything'
by small nuts April 20, 2017
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Canadian Condom

A condom that will be the nicest, softest, condom of all time. WILL LISTEN TO ALL COMMANDS
Girl: TO HARD!! Man: Okay Ill just use my Canadian condom
by Canadian Condom April 24, 2017
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phone condom

The art of placing your smart phone in a sealable plastic bag to use your phone around water.
I am using a phone condom while I take a shower so we can keep texting.
by Adventure13.1 May 4, 2017
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kentucky condom

Aaron didn't have his latex so he made a Kentucky condom with his bandana
by Lord_chips September 22, 2017
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kokomo condom

Using a sheet of sand paper as a condom.
I ran out of rubbers but my tool box was right there, so I used a Kokomo condom.
by NotWadeW October 4, 2017
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Condom

The rubber glove a man uses to cover his penis when he has sex with a partner. Mostly because he doesn't want kids or because he is cheating.
Nick used a condom to cover his penis after having sex with a bitch he was cheating with
by LETTMEEATYOURPUSSYBITCH October 16, 2017
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condom

-How did this shit came out

-Fuck you bitch, dat ain't mine.I used a CONDOM slut
by ya_mama_made_dat October 17, 2017
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