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Bearded Marsrat

The Bearded Marsrat is a small, rodent like animal which inhabits the deep craters and canyons of the equatorial regions of Mars. It's lifespan is 60-75 earth calendar years, although it undergoes extended periods of deep isolation in accordance with the Mars winter. As the Mars year is approx. 1.88 times the length of that on earth, the Bearded Marsrat will hibernate between 27-38 times in its life.
The Bearded Marsrat is such a cool lifeform! I wish could hibernate through the Mars Winter.
by Dr. Georgia F. Ake April 17, 2020
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Beard Sleep

The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.
He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.
by Grumpy bear 69 May 8, 2020
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Bearded Spike

Jenna thinks Bearded Spike is better than Jeremy
by JustMeTheChick October 22, 2020
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Bearded Tuna

n. A woman's vag.
Also known as a fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, vertical fur burger, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.
John turned to Sharon with a glint of passion in his eye. She quivered as he leant towards her and whispered "I can't wait to jam my hairy hotdog in your bearded tuna"
by HadeK September 17, 2013
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NASTY BEARD

an un-groomed beard that looks like pubic hair except on your face; hair growing in all directions
ken: hey joan you should trim your nasty beard
joan: idk i like seeing my pubs after i wash my face
by the informaddsds4 September 18, 2013
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kaitlynn beard

Rude, Self centered, and gets jealous easily. She dosent care about anyone else or there feelings. She only cares about herself and is stuck up.
Kaitlynn beard: rude brat

Kailtynn laughed at Allison when she fell down the stairs and made fun of her.She made Allison feel sad and told her to suck it up and stop being a baby.
by Raelee November 23, 2021
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Bum Beard

When a person’s asshole hair is so long that it appears like a beard between their legs.
I swear that Eric has a bum beard, I saw it when we were changing in the locker room.
by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023
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