Zach Resnick

A astronomically chunky man. Over 300 pounds of pure fat. Loser nerd giants fan L youngboy better. Worst madden player known to man. Water boy for the Ramsey football freshman team. Walking L

Woah u fat man, u look like Zach Resnick

by LoganLover69 January 6, 2022

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Zach

Zach is the best. He has beautiful eyes and a cute smile/laugh. The most entertaining person to talk to on the phone for hours. He cares so much about his friends even when things aren’t going well for him. Trustworthy and gives the sweetest compliments. He’s awesome at drawing. A chad. Gives the best hugs <3

“Yo who is that guy”
“Oh that’s Zach, he’s a really cool dude”

by this.will.be.here.forever:{} January 12, 2022

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Zach-Attack

The Zach attack: laughing at nothing but ones face/personality in your head uncontrollably

“I’m just saying shit to myself (mostly about Person) and I had a Zach-Attack!”

by __BK January 18, 2022

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Zach Period

When women look at a male so attractive and hot, they start getting so wet that their vagina starts leaking and they are lead to believe their period has arrived early.

"The woman noticed a Zach Period had came in to effect after she looked at the wildly attractive man"
"You could say I give girls the Zach Period"

by pussy slayer 4eva January 21, 2022

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