Wood-daver

A made up arts and crafts activity, created by Strong Sad when StrongBad put heaping spoonfulls of coffee into his orange juice.

StrongSad:Jump on the wood-davers train before it leaves!

by Xarionis aka Omnivore. December 10, 2003

norwegian wood

slang for hashish/hash

I just scored me some Norwegian wood!

by Jake Pandulce April 20, 2008

asian wood

similer too a white mans wood only a lot smaller

bloody hell barry your penis is tiny,what you got asian wood?

by antonyarthur January 3, 2009

Red Wood

When Someones dong is red like the devils dic*

The Reason why that girl doesn't like him is because she saw his "red wood."

by FunnyPeopleRfunny June 10, 2011

Nap wood

Nap wood derives from the word morning wood. It means when you take a nap and you wake up, you have a woody. It's common during class.

Dude 1: I got nap wood man
Dude 2: I hope the bell doesn't ring or you're going to be late for your next class.

by Aaron M. April 26, 2005

delta woods

a bunch of snobby brats who think they're better than everyone in the world but are just 13 year olds who were handed everything they have

what school do you go to?
paul kinder
oh so the hoodlum school?
no, where do you go?
Delta Woods
Oh so your a brat?
I'm not a snob just because my parents are educated

by SAVAGE MERMAID October 4, 2017

wood pusher

one who skate boards; they "push wood" (ya get it!)

a derogatory term made up by, fruit booters a.k.a roller bladers, to describe a skate boarder. it was ment as an insult but im not sure if hurts anyone feelings.maybe fruit booters should be a little more creative.

that kid is such a wood pusher! ( wow i wish i could do that! i wish i wasnt just a lame fruit booter. damn i should learn a real sport)

by olivia jean October 9, 2006