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Vegas Sperm Clinic

Went to a Vegas Sperm Clinic and got my shit shlonked sideways
by Ethabmen May 28, 2025
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Vegas Sperm Clinic

Went to a Vegas Sperm Clinic and got my shit shlonked sideways and upside down
by Ethabmen May 28, 2025
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Sperm Spout

By Jove Nicholls!! I’ve gone and caught me sperm spout in me zipper again!!!!
by Befferson 2 June 10, 2025
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Sperm Admiral

Noun. Amongst the top ranks of Sailors who have joined the Navy military branch. Also reserved for any Seaman whose name is Doug, regardless of their true rank.
"Dude, did you know Doug was in the Navy?"
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."
by anonymous April 18, 2024
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Sperm Whale

While receiving oral the male ejaculates his semen into the female or males mouth, and it blows out of their stoma, onto the males testicles.
I don’t always date chicks with throat cancer, but when I do I enjoy a classic sperm whale.
by ST86 December 2, 2021
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CaseOH's Sperm

Have you tried CaseOH's Sperm?
by xX_FatCat_Xx March 11, 2024
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