Smurf Dippin

When you are banging a girl in the port-a-johns, and mid-pump, you dunk her head in the blue water.

"Did you and Ashley go to the music festival last night"

"Yeah bro, I took her ass smurf dippin."

by BenitoTortellini May 18, 2025

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Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.

I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.

by El Queeftador June 13, 2025

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Smurf

A small blue twerp that appears in a village. Chased by evil wizard man, they are rejected by many for their small appearance. Literally, they live on a mushroom.

Bro this Smurf is killing me, it's so ugly

by a fallen angle December 5, 2022

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Valorant Smurf

A Valorant smurf is someone who got players in their spike rush lobbies who were too good, so they made a alt account to combat that.

They are also really anoying and have no life.

"William is a valorant smurf."

by WilliamProsper December 21, 2022

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Its a random trend where they put a cat photoshopped to a smurf and put Alan Walker - Spectre music (on the We live, we love, we lie part) to the background

It's first appeared on a website called "images.cryhavok.org"

The creator of the image is unkown

Person 1: Hey man do you know that new trend? It's called smurf cat-

Person 2: we live, we love , we lie

by HexCodec September 19, 2023

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