Pat: I like this chick
Us: who
Pat: Olivia
Us: nice
Pat: *asks out greta for second time*
*gets friendzoned again*
Calls friends dickheads for calling him a simp
Us: who
Pat: Olivia
Us: nice
Pat: *asks out greta for second time*
*gets friendzoned again*
Calls friends dickheads for calling him a simp
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Get the Simp mug.A simp is typically named John, john tends to put bros to the side and ditch the boys on Saturdays to hang out with his girl, her name is typically abby.
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Biju is a real simp, he never return to boy's call but goes to death anniversary of a girl who he met an hour ago.
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