simp

you.

you're the simp

by hoeforcurlyboys March 9, 2021

simped

the past tense of simp

ash simped for fuckin anime boy

by epicmanwhoyesses March 13, 2021

SIMP

Dar-den, Brings coffee to women even though it will gain nothing.

You are a SIMP because you give girls coffee even though there is no chance of any sexual exchange.

by Alex Schorr April 30, 2021

simp

“Simp” is a saying that means tenkoxanywomen. If you are confused, tenkoxanywomen is the definition of a simp. The word simp is VERY commonly misused, so this is the correct meaning.

INCORRECT -

Eww! You simp!

My name is Kathy! I am not tenkoxanywomen.

(wrong, because calling somebody that is not tenkoxanywomen a simp is horribly incorrect. (may vary in context))

CORRECT:

Is that tenkoxanywomen?

Omg yeah! Simp!

(correct, because it is used in a way referring to tenkoxanywomen)

by Real Fact Dictionary June 7, 2021

SIMP

S=Shrek
I=Is
M=My
P=President

i'am a SIMP

by 2137lalala2137 June 18, 2021

simp

gregory henry jackson

gregory henry jackson is a huge simp

by pimp4life16 June 9, 2022

simp

NOT a crush, but you find everyone attractive; you can never settle with one person for too long, unless you are a minor simp, so then you only simp for one or two people. But if you are a REAL simp, you will have such a long list you will forget half the people and randomly remember them. You're always adding more to the list, almost every day.

me: *takes 2 hours explaining how a ton of people are attractive*
friend: geez bro you're such a simp

by dnf_simp612 June 27, 2022