Mario Sturniolo

Streamer italiano spopolato soprattutto nel 2023 perché preso per il culo da Dario Moccia e altri suoi amici, spesso per il suo naso di dimensioni molto estese (tipo 1km), oppure per la sua provenienza messinese (sento cauddu) ma anche per la sua dipendenza dalla cocaina e altre droghe.

''Sono Mario Sturniolo'' *usa una scala per imitare il suo naso*

by keygenconlagdolce January 18, 2024

Mario

Mario is a man who has a taste for victory, and a power to freedom. A man with undying will, and a perfect body. A combed moustache, and a customized hat. He'll charm you day by day with his flirtatious "It's a Me!", or "Yahoo Ha-Ha!" He isn't just a gigachad, he's a concept to strive for. Mario jumps high to get what he wants, and you can too. Even in the face of his greatest enemy, he invites them to go race and get drunk. He's a jump-up superstar, a zowie wowie hero, and once you get to know him you'll be hooked on the brother. HUH!!!

Guy 1: "Who the hell wrote the above definition about Mario? It sucks!"
Guy 2: "it's a me."

by Sando Trouton February 4, 2024

Mario

a person who has a micro sized male genital, usually witty and annoying

I just saw John in the washroom. He's such a Mario

by iamaprettyduck November 24, 2023

Mario Kart

Rage game that is very fun. Also used as a term for a person that just got completely destroyed at a game.

mario kart is fun

by Starryboi December 9, 2023

Mario

Chris Pratt

"Mario will be played by Chris Pratt

by linkyboi December 13, 2022

Mario Kart

The video game that teaches you that life is so unfair.

Life is unfair and Mario Kart teaches you that.

by randomkitten December 30, 2022

mario kart champ

Lol the most skilled player ever known to man...good luck trying to ever take first place against a doode like this...GoGo Boots speed...and mostly known as Danny...also if you are named Arla you prolly lost

Damn. He’s a true Mario Kart Champion

by YERT42069 October 17, 2019