Mario

Mario is the kind of man that sleeps all day long, never works out and has never done the dishes. He doesn’t know how to pass Math 1, and neither do his dumb friends Eduard & Peter. He is a racist, even tho he’s Chinese. And a queer. He usually has sex with rabbits. He is bald, and an idiot, but he is my baby brother and I love him.

Look at that pile of dishes, you’re such a Mario.
Stop fucking that rabbit, you’re so Mario.
He hasn’t gotten out of bed all day, he’s pulling a Mario.

by Marhugva November 21, 2021

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A social reject who prays on the weak but in reality is weaker themselves someone who is afraid of conflict but tries to cause it for no reason likes gay artist and cosplaying and putting on underwear

Wow I feel such a Mario

by Omarqiscool November 21, 2021

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Talks a lot of shit and bully’s people who don’t wanna fight back

Your a Mario also know as a bitch

by Mario mj November 21, 2021

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Mario is a great person and human very funny cute medium ugly and athletic. He is strong intelligent and a go getter he is also a grest thinker and a loyal friend and boyfriend. He also likes to workout and he is a big showoff. He has a quick temper but also has a big heart. He also is known for cheating but has never really cheated. Also he might like a girl named Marie.

Yo Mario is kind of like the greatest mario

by Clampsz2.0 November 21, 2021

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A mythical creature believed by ancient stories to live in Cyprus. His sighting has never been confirmed however it is believed that he lives among us. Witnesses have claimed that he has an extraordinarily large penis and muscles, and in general is at peek of male dominance, some even consider a god

Guy 1: “Bro how do you get all the girls at every party?!”
Guy2: “ Im just a marios bro, been working out for many years

by N I G E R S November 22, 2021

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