May 30

Your gf/bf has to invite you over to have sex. Or atleast give head to eachother

Babe come over it’s may 30

by Love proffesor May 21, 2022

May 28

May 28 is the National Give Your Girl Head Day, meaning you have to give head to your girlfriend no matter what

Gf: Hey it s may 28!
Bf: And?
Gf: Get on your knees.

by TsukiiLmao May 23, 2022

May 29

Kiss anyone you want

Hey it’s may 29 can I get an kiss

by Fudndbf May 29, 2022

May 14th

The day you’ll make it official with the greatest person you’ll ever meet. It is a day that you’ll never forget as one of the greatest in your lifetime. Whether it is a proposal or asking someone to be your S/O, May 14th is a special day for you and your sweetheart 🥰

Man, my day with with her on May 14th was everything I could of ever wanted.

by mattpop December 9, 2021

12th of may

12th of may wow what a shite day to be born people with the biggest dicks are born on this day only people born on this day can gobble down a pack of grapes in a second

I’m born on the 12th of may- ewww you have a big Willy

by Smellyballbag723 December 29, 2021

May 30

MAY 30 is the make out with your bf/gf day you have to make out with you bf/gf no matter what

Boyfriend: “Hey babe we gotta make out”
Girlfriend: “why?”
Boyfriend:”because it’s may 30”

by BadSonicboom9 December 6, 2020

May 1

try something you haven’t tried before.

Today is may 1st i’m going to go try to play volleyball.

by ♉️ November 21, 2020