Checkered goat

A person who is the greatest of all time but has many sides to them

Have you heard of John?

Yeah he's a checkered goat

by Tsquid December 10, 2016

crusty goat

It means when someone is a bitch or is acting crusty

Damn he's a crusty goat

by Crustygoat4life January 19, 2017

stink goat

A hairy lesbian hippys long sweaty flaps dangling out on a hot summers day.

"Oh man Bertha - your sweat is outlining your stink goat again".

by drrryl March 4, 2016

sheep goated

When one becomes overwhelmed with too much information at one particular time about ( upcoming events, special occasions, etc).

Johnboy was sheep goated when he was informed about the upcoming event.

I sheep goated the shit out dat bitch.

by G-oober August 13, 2017

Retarted goat

A drunk Asian that goes to their friends bar mitzvah and gets high off of of chlorine and sleeps with their uncle a week later

Retarted goats are one of a kind

by Pop not soda September 1, 2017

goat pull

It’s when a man tucks his junk between his legs and and attaches a rope to his balls pull things

Hey Vern, can you goat pull me to the store?

by 240HazMat February 6, 2019

The Sleepy Goat

A variation of the goat where the man is either laying in the fetal position or flat on his stomach, cock and balls tucked back between his thighs, resembling a sleepy goat face.

Pat really needs to start wearing pants to bed, everytime I walk through the room it's like an ugly ass goat is just staring me down!

Her: send me a dick pic

Him: nah baby that ain't how we doing it in 2019

Her:

Him: hits her with the sleepy goat

Her: *sploosh*

by MaDMeMeS February 14, 2019