Dark Arts

When a dog take a dump, also known as a dark fart

Maria: My life used to revolve around the dark arts
Mike: Cool

by SamuelsJackedSon December 4, 2021

shelf art

Popular location for a tattoo, namely the the small of a woman's back.

Called shelf-art because its on the shelf.

"Cyndi has pretty wild shelf-art." "Really?" "Yeah, Trey said he busted a nut there last night and the tat looked like two dragons kissing."

by CB January 12, 2005

Interlochen Arts Academy

the best boarding school ever. Full of amazing artists who major in music, dance, creative writing, visual arts or film making. Only accept 500 kids. definitely the best boarding school, not full of snobby polo wearers... these kids have a uniform! Not a freak show, everyone is so down to earth and the campus is beautiful.

top 5 best arts school in the country!

I got accepted into Interlochen Arts Academy for violin.

Oh wow, you must be very very talented! didnt all of the most amazing artists go there? Like Sufjan Stevens?

Yep!

by sweenybeeny August 19, 2008

Art Show Perv

Someone who goes to art shows and hits on the displays, such as sculptures of women or even men.

"Hey John, what are you doing to that sculpture!?"
"Oh he's just an art show perv."

by Drew V April 1, 2008

Anal Latte Art

When a girl has diarrhea so she does a headstand and lets it sit on top of her anus. The guy will then shoot his load into the dark creamy liquid and tries to make a design.

Bob: hey Jim how’s the coffee business going?
Jim: I decided to bring it into the bedroom with Stacy and we did Anal Latte Art last night

by CoffeeBoi69 February 15, 2020

Vancouver Art Gallery

Vancouver Art Gallery (V.A.G.) is a pseudonym used for the vagina. It is often used to hide the true nature of a conversation.

Man, there is a nice exhibit down at that Vancouver Art Gallery. I really want to see it!

by t6783 September 29, 2009

Rule 34 of Art

If it exists; there is clip art of it.

Rule 34 of Art is a generally accepted internet rule that states that shitty clip art exists for any conceivable subject.

Additionally, the rule itself has reasonable limitations and you cannot be too specific on the content of the item in question.

Go ahead Google, "(any noun) clip art".

by Cassanaya December 14, 2010