National Kick Babies Day

The one and only day you can kick babies with out geting arrested.

kick the baby. is on march 2
kick every baby you see

"todays national kick babies day. do you wanna go kick some babies with me?"
"sure!"

by Brownywastaken January 22, 2025

Too Babied

Overprotective against Someone or Something

Bacon Hairs are Too Babied

by FloppyDiskgoWee January 24, 2025

Sperm Baby Massacre

A dramatic term referring to the destruction or severe disruption of sperm cells (spermatozoa) due to intense trauma to the testicles. This can occur from direct impact, crushing, or repeated blows, leading to possible cellular damage, reduced sperm count, or, in extreme cases, impaired fertility. The phrase humorously exaggerates the concept of "killing potential future children" by emphasizing the loss of sperm as if they were tiny, doomed “babies.”

That kick was so hard, it caused a sperm baby massacre RIP to future generations!

by ALDND January 30, 2025

Beignet Baby

This is a girl who is smart, beautiful, a great friend and a great partner in Life!

That's my Beignet Baby, watch imma marry her one day.
Girl that's Beignet Baby, she always looking cute.

Oh Beignet Baby, yeah face 10 and body tea.

by Beignet Baby January 31, 2025

Two Babies One Fox

The most fucked up shit you will see on the internet.

This comic is not for the weak, And i suggest you to not look the comic up.

Jack: Hey man, Did you read Two Babies One Fox?
Alex: What's that?
Jack: Google it up!
*literally 2 minutes later*
Alex: Jack, What the fuck?!
Jack: LOLLLL!!!!

by Houxton999 January 31, 2025

Baby

Baby, a basket ball to dribble and dunk. A bouncy {usually} orange ball used in basketball it also makes cool sound effects like "WAHHH!! WAHHHHH" it can get a bit stinky too.

"Yo, that guy just did an awsome dunk with the baby basket ball!

by Ieatchairs February 1, 2025

Record baby

It is a baby (that isn't alive) that can work like a vinyl record that plays the sound of a baby screaming, not a screaming baby spinning on top of a record.

Person 1: "Oh, did you get the newly released 'Record baby'?"

Person 2 "Yes, yes I did"

by Archimedes4047 February 2, 2025