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Off the rip

Money once you tear off the bank band strip around a stack of large bills. Most often aimed at those you owe money back to first.
Don't worry my dude, I got you as soon as I off the rip.
by CookUL8R November 28, 2021
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Drop the kids off at the pool

Ejaculating semen (kids) into a toilet or the drain of your shower.
by BloodBaath November 29, 2021
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Pissed Off

Someone who's got piss on them

Example:
Person 1: Hey dude i'm pissed off
Person 2: Yes i can smell

i think i messed it up
oh shit i wrote it in the wrong part i'm pissed off
by wtf_does_pissedof_mean December 2, 2021
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Fuck off

Go away, get lost, scram, an imperative used to angrily dismiss something/someone. When someone says this to you they are telling you not to get involved with them, they want you to absence yourself from their presence, to stop bothering them or to get out their face immediately.
Person 1: Your hair looks like shit
Person 2: Fuck off
by Shakespearerocks February 10, 2024
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Piss me off

To piss someone off means to make them extremely angry or enraged or to cause someone to feel this way.
Don't piss me off. I'm not in the mood.
by Shakespearerocks February 10, 2024
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Draking Off

A synonym for "jerking off" i.e. masturbation.
Usually the recipient of pleasure has a "long schlong"
This is in reference to the video leaked in February of 2024, which depicts the Canadian Singer masturbating while recording himself.
Person A: I was at the park yesterday, and I saw a girl Draking Off a guy.
Person B: What's that?
Person A: It's when someone jerks off and they have a long schlong.
by InaudibleJet February 14, 2024
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Merking off

Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.
Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him
by relerquney February 16, 2024
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