national feet day

July 20th, also known as national feet day, is a day of the year where individuals all around the globe celebrate eachothers feet. Events will be put into place such as, barefoot races and taking selfies with your feet.

“Hey happy national feet day!”

“Yeah! To you too!

by Olololololo July 20, 2021

Crustacean nation ejaculation

When three crabs surround a dildo a take turns shoving it in someone's asshole

Sammy just had the best crustacean nation ejaculation ever

by Rattledboy July 20, 2021

Tar nation

Derogatory term used to describe black people, especially rioters, liberal activists, Democratic party supporters and criminals. Deliberately made to sound the same as the old-fashioned swear word "tarnation".

Most frequently used by blue collar populists and conspiracy theorists from the upper midwest (Wisconsin, Michigan and Minnesota). Used both by whites and latinos.

Qanon chick: CVS Pharmacy is nothing but a scam promoted by an unholy alliance of the deep state and the tar nation!

Guy: What happened to that Walmart? I just saw lost of police there today.
9/11 Truther: Tar nation rioters broke into it last night and robbed the place clean.

by LeonCiolgoszLeonCiolgoszz July 23, 2021

National titty pic day

July 23

Person 1 its national titty pic day
Person 2 send titty pic
Person 1 send titty pic

by Addadhdqa July 23, 2021

National Tequila Day

Get some good pals together; grab a drink challenge each other to a drink off.

National tequila day. Who wants a shot ? Come on your turn to play catch-up. CHEERS!

by PeaceLover<3 July 23, 2021

National Shoot Your Shot Day

July 24th is the day where you ask your crush out

Hey Jessica let’s go out it’s national shoot your shot day

by Masterkid4006 July 23, 2021

National “don’t text your crush day”

On one day a year, nobody texts their crush (unless there’s an emergency).
This means that if you don’t get a text from your crush, then perhaps she/he might like you back. In any case it relieves some stress and you have an excuse not to text her/him.

I didn’t text my crush on National “don’t text your crush day”.

by 000.04.0005 July 24, 2021