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Zero zero day

It will be the 0th day of the 0th month of 2023, zero zero day!
by Dweisz94 October 5, 2022
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Coke Zero

It looks like cocaine, but it’s just some random baby powder that your homie stashed in a sandwich bag to make it look like he’s a fresh dealer.
Yo, Gibby has a bag of that Coke Zero that’s he’s taking to the strip club. He ain’t gonna pull his normal hoes with that fake shit.
by davidchriswilson October 17, 2022
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Zero

The probability that this has only to do with big floppy weiners and retard sex cults.
Hym "Otherwise it wouldn't have had the effect that it's had..."

Iam "You gotta stop doing that."

Hym "He's perfectly comfortable doing to us. He's fine. We're pals."

Iam "He's clearly not happy about this."

Hym "I'm clearly not happy about the retard sex cult and the shit-head going all 'zodiac killer' on my writing and making MORE MONEY THAN ANYTHING ELSE HE'S EVER DONE. How's that for talent? Should I go to film school? Oh, wait, I'm already better than the people who did. This is fucking wild my guy. This perfectly illustrates my initial assertion. 'If you want to be better than us you have to try! Aquire some credentials to wield against us. Let us harvest you like a corpse of everything you have. Your suffering is nourishment for the horde' who's to say I would even have to try to excel in a field that I have no background in? Brilliant philosophical insight, writing talent, I have it all. Should I be given my due? Nah. I'm fine. I should just lay here while the horde fucks me? Should I struggle harder to make it more entertaining for them? Should I chop into the limbs of the unfeeling, schizophrenic horde? Who knows. How could one ever decide..."

Iam "Sorry, he's in a mood today."

Hym "Nah, I'm glad it'll help people. Non-consentual, horde-mandated altruism. I'm like Simon of Cyrene over here. Zero problems over here."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2022
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zero

searing is a number below 1 or means nothing
who ever is reading this pulls ZERO bitches
by anonymous May 16, 2022
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The Divine Zero

Rock bottom the epitome of emptiness like there is no coming out of this hole your in
"It is the divine zero"
by papercutsanddolls May 17, 2022
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lard on the zero turn

when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.
"buds over there being lard on the zero turn"
by urbanshburban May 31, 2022
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Zero

How many Bitches you get zero?”
A lot.”
by sjejsjsj June 1, 2022
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