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"I got laid off but I got top stamps "

Meaning you got laid off and you got the most amount of money from unemployment possible
by Diverburnadoob February 15, 2022
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chicken mail stamps

Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.
by Hazza_P December 23, 2020
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stamps

names that are stamped on wax bags used to contain heroin
hey i know someone with really good stamps nice and fat like pillows
by shawn30 January 13, 2021
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Ass Stamp

when a stripper is so sweaty they leave an imprint on your clothes
Damn homie what happened to your shirt? Man the stripper gave me an ass stamp.
by savuren January 20, 2021
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Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it

A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.
"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"
by eggs.pdf February 27, 2021
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Trump Stamp

The opposite of a Tramp Stamp. It is a tattoo above a woman's pussy.
by Jesse "bin" Macn April 8, 2021
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Stamped

When you are both stoned and amped.
Damn I was already amped from all the dope I smoked but then I got stoned from the weed you gave me leaving me stamped
by BrittanyAnn 😘 April 13, 2021
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