Queef merchant

A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.

Watch out, that ice cream man might be a queef merchant.

by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023

Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.

Sam made me beef queef last night, it was gravy.

by MGK sux July 12, 2023

queef cabinet

An alternate way to refer to the female genitals. Usually in a derogatory way.

A: How are things going with Brittany?
J: Everything was great, until she showed me her queef cabinet.

by Waynezz123 August 29, 2023

Thunder Queef

The exhaust from a good pounding that vibrates the testicles so hard I can be fell for miles like a california earthquake

Chad's testicles were almost blown off over after the massive thunder queef nut shaker that came from lindsey's spasm chasm.

by Downwiththethickness January 22, 2022

Queef nugget

A word you call your friends when you want them to shut up

Ex: Them:Do you know where my….
You: Shut up queef nugget

by Dongin UrMa January 22, 2022

queef levitation

The act of expelling pressurized air through one’s vagina so forcefully that the queefer is lifted off the ground through basic training one can even achieve flight though you must be pantless

Oh God Sherrie you can take me to Mexico with your queef levitation.

Britney you will go to queef levitation class or no dinner.

by Haké Queefer September 26, 2022

Jiggle queef

When your friend closes the door to your Rust base right when you were about to enter.

Liam: *closes the door right in Katie's face*
Katie: Damn it, Liam just jiggle queef'd me.

by KatiePlayz_ October 10, 2022