Derp The Pumpkin God

A god of the earth kingdom

"derp the pumpkin god is all powerful and mighty"

by MrSquib October 3, 2023

Pumpkin Pus

When your employee gets a little pollen on his pus in springtime and he has to go home because it swollen to the size of pumpkin.

Hey monkin u gotta run this today. We got a guy who has a bad case of pumpkin pus. He went home. Dammit.

by Yo yo yo yo yo yo April 25, 2024

Pumpkin bitch

That one ginger cunt in school that thinks that she’s hot shit.

Brother eww Pumkin bitch is there!
Look at Pumpkin bitch with her nasty face.

by Public hater #1 May 13, 2024

Sloppy Pumpkin

Definition one: When a girl puts a jack o’ lantern on her head with a mouth hole cut big enough to suck dick.

Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.

He wanted foreplay on Halloween night so she grabbed the pumpkin and gave him a sloppy pumpkin.

Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.

by FarmToTable November 27, 2021

pumpkined

To run through a corridor with haste (generally a corridor near a library) and exclaim ‘Pumpkin’ with high volume.

Yesterday he pumpkined the library

by De’aths Boyfriend x March 15, 2024

The Smashing Pumpkins

A kick ass alternative rock band who are criticized by lovers who listen to mainstream pop music on mtv or listen to some clubland bullshit.

The Smashing Pumpkins is one of the best bands ever hands down.

by UltimateDoge July 27, 2022

Incongruous Pumpkin Seed

Obtained from a non-swear insult generator, an incongruous pumpkin seed is someone that doesn't fit in due to being small and wide. Like a pumpkin seed.

Me: "You're such an incongruous pumpkin seed."
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed: "That's not true! My mother says I am very congruent..."

by NotSnappo July 31, 2022